On to things that make me laugh

My ex and I are having a google images war. It all started with my attempt to make that squealing noise that piglets make (don't ask) and it came out sounding more like a vulture. So he emailed me a picture of a mother pig and a piglet with the caption "a baby vulture with its mama".

Ex is self conscious about his ears. He thinks they're too big. I always said that his head was big enough to offset the effect but called him bat ears just because I knew it got to him. So in retribution for the first picture I emailed him a picture of the biggest bat with the biggest ears I could find on google images with the subject line: What big birds! (From The Temple of Doom if anyone didn't get the Indiana Jones reference.)



So ex stepped it up a notch with a very very bad attempt at photoshop. Backstory: I used to joke when he was poor that he had to buy me a Chanel handbag for my birthday. He used to joke that I had chipmunk cheaks and was always asking me where I hid my nuts.

This cheered me up so much last week when I'd had the shittest day at work ever! This is why I still love him so much.