Random Thoughts [rants]

*I'm so sick of gossip! I've been the victim of it. Its fucking lame. Who really cares? Get your own life and stop talking about mine.
*Does the Telegraph really need to keep printing photos of Amber fucking Penny known only for her role in Princess Mary's wedding?
*Paris Hilton was photographed wearing MY Vogue sunnies that I bought last year and love to death. Fuck you, Ho! Do you have to ruin everything for me?
*I spent all my spare money on a new Oroton Handbag. I saved 25% from a voucher in the latest InStyle. Yay! Will post pics later.
*My Linguistics lecturer has just proven that a person can absorb a whole shit load of information over years and years, with a lot of experience in a specialised field and yet still be a vacant fucktard!
*Why can't clothing manufacturers make pants (other than Sass & Bide jeans) that fit me properly? I kid you not. At Myer Burwood I tried on a pair of Country Road, Bardot, Basque, Wish and that brand next to Miss Shop that is kinda like corporate wear, suits and the like, pants and none of them looked good. Ugly as fuck, too tight or fitted but clingy in the wrong places - just not fucking good enough! I'm going to have to buy a fucking expensive pair of plain black pants just to wear to work, aren't I? Fuck! I just spend $375 on a bloody hand bag!
*I need to buy a new foundation. Girls, you know this is the hardest thing a woman has to do short of child birth.
*I'm such a cry baby, but sometimes I just need a hug.
*Coffee!